So what.

Dear Dr. Politician

Dear Dr. Politician,

Where do I begin?

Go fuck yourself.

Who are you kidding?

You have no conscience.

Dear Dr. Politician,

Why can’t Allen marry Peter?

Aren’t we all reflections of god?

Dear Dr. Politician,

Who was that leaving your house in the dead of night?

Dear Dr. Politician,

You fluff the contractors for their cheap erections,

What does our home cost you?

Dear Dr. Politician,

MEPA is a polluted whore pimped by you.

She’s vomited enough.

Dear Dr. Politician,

You bug me; don’t talk to me any more.

I want to have faith, but you made me cynical.

Dear Dr. Politician,

red or blue,

you’re both downers.

Dear Dr. Politician,

What time does the show begin?

Dear Dr. Politician,

I question the resurrection,

Is that a problem?

I hang out with Atheist homosexuals, and Agnostic chicks,

You would only judge.

My Nanna was a devout catholic,

I miss her.

Dear Dr. Politician,

All of this is silly,

Can’t we just be friends?

I watch porn and smoke marijuana,

Does this offend you?

Arrest me.

Dear Dr. Politician,

The travel brochures should read;

Welcome to Sunny, Saintly Malta.

That’s not how I feel.

Are you on something?

Dear Dr. Politician,

You are naked to me,

Four hundred and fifteen thousand blind.

I see blue virgin mothers crying on Mandragg wood-crumbling Balconies,

Confess, confess,

The saints are on leave.

Dignity and virginity are lost,

St. Anthony can’t find them for you.

Doc, its 3:00am and I’m going to sleep.

You keep me up.

Dear Dr. Politician,

The kids are not alright.

Dear Dr. Politician,

I will not be your friend on Facebook,

Seriously?

Dear. Dr. Politician,

You are fired,

Yours truly,

The People.